- Clap when the good guy gets killed.
- Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say"Watch out!" or "I wonder what he's up to?"
- Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
- Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.
- In a crowded theater, sit toward the front. Turn around and obseve the audience. Bring binoculars, if you have them.
- Every time there is a gunshot, scream "Hit the floor!", and hit the floor. (This could get messy -- you've seen theater floors.)
- Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.
- Before the movie begins, tape whoopee cushions to various chairs in the theater room.
- Bring a watergun and surreptitiously shoot anyone who begins talking.
And the most fun & annoying thing to do is:
- In a crowded theater before the movie starts or in a crowded movie
line, discuss a famous movie star with a friend, but pretend to have
trouble recalling the star's name. When one of you finally recalls the
actor or actress's name, recall it wrong -- e.g., describe the actor
from Air Force One, and how good looking he is, then remember his name
as "Tom Hanks". Go on and on until you annoy someone in the
seats around you enough that they feel they have to turn around and
correct you. (This works best at movie premieres where movie trivia
experts are out in force).
This list adapted from a larger list available at http://www.geocities.com/smvgrey/Annoying.html